#and breathed a sigh of relief

[shotmrmiller]

lowkey thinking of one of your friends sliding in the barstool right next to you and saying, "i wouldn't fuck him if i were you." she's not the envious type so it doesn't make sense. why not?

"i know his kind. one night of stomach cramping fun and you're stuck with him like gum tangled in your hair. impossible to rid. just now, you'd given a friendly ㅤsmile to his pal on the right and his eyes had burned. that screams danger."

possessive, she'd said. obsessive, if he's crazy. (and he looks it, babes.)

you didn't think that riding him in the front seat of his truck would've led to you the way you are now, achy cunt, mottled neck, dinner plate sized hand soothing the tender skin of your thigh that he'd left raw because of the stubble on his jaw, the other palming at his erection.

again. as if your sore pussy can take any more of this assault. he hasn't left since he got here a week ago. on vacation, he'd muttered as he pushed a spit-slick finger into you, up to the knuckle.

should've listened to your elders :(

[heliotrope155]

I do think it'd been hilarious to have a truth-serumed or spelled Dean around Cas, just start spilling his guts and flirting worse. But also genuinely think Cas would get so overwhelmed from going zero to eighty on this that he'd duct tape Dean's mouth shut after attempts to tell him to stop confessing romantic feelings kept failing. Final resort, Cas would whoosh away to some glacier and sit there until he'd collected himself.

[chronicowboy]

the shot at the end when joel and ellie are driving away through the open bedroom window, how it slowly pans further and further back into the room but it doesn't invade bill and frank's privacy of their final moments together...

[tk-duveraun]

Modern Shen Twins AU

SJ teaches literature and reading at a 'prepare for university' level. He's evil, always gets tons of complaints, but the school can't argue with the results. (And systemic child abuse, tiger parents,etc, etc)

Well, his totally platonic 'roommate' Yue Qi gets in a bad car accident and SJ has to be a full time carer, but the school won't give him time off, so he calls in didi to cover for him at work.

(SY's main job is freelance consulting and he's gotten a lot of lucky big jobs so he's okay on money and can sub for a while)

Anyway, the school staff are fooled bc SY has listened to ge complain about them enough to aim enough spite and snark their way, but the students think they're having a stroke

Teacher Shen is suddenly treating them like his own precious puppies (though his marking standards and expectations are the same)

LBH is cooked in two days.

Day one, he thinks it's a trap.

Day two he gets a head pat and it's all over.

[dragonbabes]

Ok this might be cheesy but in my Crow!Rook play-through, I’ve had Lucanis on my team since we yoinked him out of the Ossuary. I have done quite a bit since then, and have now finally decided to give the man a damn break. My brain, dreamer that it is, took the thought and ran.

Rook leaves with Davrin and Bellara. Lucanis thinks now he has time to sit and catch up on the missives from contacts he’s let pile up, maybe try that new brew Teia got him as a “welcome-back-from-the-dead” present.

But as he works, he finds his gaze trailing toward the door of the dining hall, expecting to catch sight of that lopsided grin — one that makes his heart forget itself and stutter — burst through the doors. He’s gotten use to the sound of Rook, it seems. He enjoys some quiet with his coffee, anyway.

Sighing down into the seat at the fire, the assassin inhales that warm, rich coffee frangrence rising with the steam. He gives it a light swirl; a very light, practiced movement of his wrist. His brow pinches slightly at the sharp pain racing up his arm, the result of a nasty blow from a hurlock and a sloppy block on his part.

Rook was quick to take the hurlocks attention with a precisely aimed arrow that had embedded itself in the hurlocks throat… He’d expected the dark spawn to fall over, but it charged the younger crow.

The fight was brutal — Lucanis shudders at what would’ve happened if all the darkspawn they put down that day would’ve gotten into Minrathous’ streets — and Rook, he remembers, took a few blows themselves.

The cup pauses just as it touches Lucanis’ lips. Trouble finds Rook… Or perhaps it’s Rook who finds it (maybe they’re one and the same). What sort of trouble has that reckless assassin found this time? Will Davrin know to keep an eye on Rook’s left, which they always leave open?

Is Rook cutting it too damn close right now? As he sits there, hesitating to drink his perfect brew, Rook could be fighting. Could be bleeding.

Could be loosing.

“Where is Rook?” Spite asks.

And all Lucanis can manage is a quiet response, nearly a mumble as the flicker of the fires flames consume him while that feeling — the feeling of a hand around his throat, tightening, heart moving from a flutter at the thought of Rook to an aching thud — is consuming his chest, “I don’t know.”

Rook has made it this far without him. They’re strong; the strongest he’s ever known. And with a beautiful smile, too. A dimple that forms in their cheeks, and a curve of their eye to illuminate that mischievous spark. A laugh, strong and sweet, like the feeling of the sun hitting his face for the first time after leaving the Ossuary… The only reason he is out of that hellhole -

“You gonna drink that?” Hardings voice snaps him from the flames. Her brow raises and her mouth wobbles with a smirk, “You’ve been staring at the fire like that for minutes.”

“Ah, I was lost in thought.” He disarms her with a quick smile. A delicious brew will make a person think. He will miss the taste when he finds the bottom of the cup. Which he will. It’s inevitable.

All delicious things come to an end.

Lucanis takes a small sip…

Anyways that’s what I started thinking about before I entered the crossroads… I’m gonna go recruit Taash now 💕

[alexsandhenrys]

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

cracking myself up at the possibilities if Viktor and Jayce both blip back to Piltover cause like, you could arrest Viktor but:

Could you? The dude has calmed down massively but like. He’s probably only gonna stay in jail by choice. Jayce probably chooses to go with him or gets arrested too because he refuses to also not share the blame

Can’t kill him cause a few of the council members have chilled out and also Jayce literally just proved he’d also doom the universe if he died

Can’t kill him cause every time someone tried his upgrade got worse for everyone else

Also probably can’t even die. So that options out.

Also he’s a cutie pie. Trying to kill the literal cutest scientist to ever commit a war crime is itself a war crime

Clearly can’t try and get him back into society cause like. He did try an assimilate everyone. That is something that did happen.

House arrest is an option but when does it end? Whose house? Jayce’s? Piltover would hate that. Also his “home” in Zaun got blown up by Jayce in act 2 so.

Exile is literally the only option. They just tell Viktor to gtfo and he’s like okay I’ll do anything to make it right. They tell Jayce he can stay but mans already got their bags packed. Jayce leaves with his middle fingers pointed at them sticking out his tongue and saying see yall never I got my my mans

[somecluelessidiot]

Sirius: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as 'Eagle One.' Mary is 'Been There Done That', Remus is 'Currently Doing That', James is 'It Happened Once in a Dream', Marlene is 'If I Had to Pick a Girl'. Lily, you can be... 'Eagle Two'.

Lily: Oh thank Merlin.

[chacerider]

to quote my own partner: "no no yuma, being someone's idiot is better"

[glowingsand]

mob my son *explodes*

[smoshidiot]

friendship always wins!

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

[msnihilist]

I like to think that the reason Perry's lair has so many different entrances is because OWCA is constantly collapsing his old ones and building new ones to avoid whatever construction the boys have decided to do today.

[superm4ks]

f1 media don’t know how to enjoy hot wet cunt when max serves it to them on a silver fucking platter smh

F1 media too busy canonizing Schumacher and Senna to appreciate the guy who still keeps their memory alive

[sophsun1]

Queer as Folk – 3.09: Big Fucking Mouth

[drangues]

lumax fight in s2 is so funny cus max thinks (with all her right) that the boys r just being typical sexist douches but no girl there's an entire horror dimension